Now I Just Need Someone to Make it Come True

I got the ultimate fortune in a fortune cookie today:

Good fortune in love as well as a better position.

…in bed.

I mean really. Was this meant for one of those dirty fortune cookies? The weird part is that it’s not even a sentence. It leaves the reader hanging. So strange.

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    • minnetonkafelix
    • April 13th, 2007 11:08am

    I have always wanted to make interesting fortune cookies. Ones that would be mysterious, or funny … or really specific. Not just vague platitudes.

    Examples. ” Take a left at the semifor. The car behind you will follow”

    “When you tell the doctor that you are shrinking, he will respond to you by saying that you must be a little patient”

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